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I have served twenty years in the military, recalled the experience of the past in the military, there are many interesting things have been hard to forget. Feel some things may seem absurd now, you can do is a true portrayal of that era. Handwritten letter to, their staple entertainment for the spectators.

three yellow machine
day seventies, a student of a division headquarters staff on duty, then higher phone call: Military Region to the head of the division within the recent inspection, prepare three yellow machine. The staff record is completed, that syntax is defective, then order as: Military Region by three heads of a few days yellow machine to inspect the division, please be prepared that was head of circulation. Teachers looked puzzled: The original non-planes, but like to eat the local head of the Probationary staff ignorant, and sometimes pass as a joke.

Ginseng
a company engaged in the very bad food, cadres and soldiers often complained. Day, quartermaster the sudden inspiration, a link to the pharmacy to buy ginseng, boiled pot of Ginseng, please enjoy the whole company. When we eat [url=http://www.watchescode.org/omega-watches.html]Omega replica[/url], see the water was underway broth few complaints. Quartermaster quickly shouted: This is Ginseng, the highest nutritional value. Cadres and soldiers uproar, still buy it. Subsequently, the mess officer was not being well received, but on the critical communications.

propaganda
Lin Biao and Mao Zedong Thought-day rule of the army, the prevalence study Chairman Mao instructed resolutely straight away. At that time, I was in a remote mountain valley in western Hubei in the army. Day at midnight, emergency assembly area camp a broad surge in number, the soldiers are to believe that war, the Ministry of heavily armed group arrived, the party known to be conveyed the latest instructions of Chairman Mao: a person artery, vein, through the blood into the circulation. .
communication is completed, advocacy groups, political commissar of Mao Zedong Thought requires troops can not stay overnight. Thus, the whole regiment number three thousand people in the quiet mountains in the call with the slogan, a procession of the Shiji Li. By night, no one from the villagers live scattered watch, only dogs prowling.

old habits
a Shifushizhang Wang, veteran also. Speech will see people with The self that: second nature, damn can not do anything.
day, military commander of the inspection division, reporting Wang, half a day should have failed with a Under the surprised, asked why, Wang Fen Ran said: also.

pass on
Moujun Department of Public Information Officer, Military authorities are well-known in the pen, the paper often found in newspapers. Often attracted to come to ask for advice, and finally the right way.
their friends jobs, know a good drink, prepare thick seat entertainment, begging for writing awakened. Moujun Jiuhan, see no others, then spit scold truth: quickly to ensure that you can not hit that bad. It says the rooster can lay eggs, you say eyes see. reasonable to imagine plus strange. This is my ten years writing Scriptures, not rumor.. It is said that rose to the rank of major military command is now deputy director of the Political Department.

learn
hair with long lines Danmou activists, good heavy work, he created a half acre of man-days record digging. Group set up to be activists for the study Chairman Mao.
Shimou origin of farmers, not seen major aspects of society, with the division political commissar went to the provincial capital to participate in learning and using lectures, staying high class hotel. Three meals a day, fond. Shimou to Chugong, searched the whole building was no toilet, anxious got angry, was made to ask the toilet division political commissar, political commissar of the rebuke, saying: see [url=http://www.watchestype.net/rolex-watches.html]Fake rolex watches for sale[/url], but unfortunately up the courage to ask the waitress, waitress open washroom, pointing to the toilet, dumbfounding. Lesson
the end, learning about feelings Shimou said: create four good companies, five good soldiers even mention of a new
cadres Wangmou, enlisted from the city, personal beauty, a sizeable pay attention. Day into the city in a department store to buy a pair of nylon stockings and a bottle of cream and return to the company, often to show off. Soon, the matter was battalion commander know, battalion commander was furious: so corrupt, it is also terrible! Ordered immediately thrown into the pigpen cream will be turned over to nylon stockings. Wang platoon leader will be even handed in nylon stockings, and could not bear to throw cream, and two pairs of cream into the paste jar, cream bottle only thrown into the pigpen. Subsequently, the battalion commander to the pen check to see the cream bottles are Zhugong arch to go, good news, said: br> great popularity in the era of Mao Zedong Thought, marriage must also organized revolutionary wedding. Presented to the Chairman Mao's new loyalty, sing songs Quotations, hands oath. This year, Luo Lei, deputy company commander of a military wedding gifts were received comrades total: great like sixteen, sixteen face of Chairman Mao Portrait, washbasin fifteen, alarm clock 6, Thermoses twelve, Mao Zedong Selected eighth sets. After marriage, wash basin, thermos bottles, etc. You can also use, and so many great men, like where to put, really a big problem, placed in new homes is inappropriate, under the bed or on the counter that would become a political issue. Helpless, Luo political group at the deputy company commander wrote to the special report, the request to be placed. After careful consideration of political office reply: Unity on the company, and honor. Whenever new collection of great future as both do the same. Soon, even the honor of the room, also accounted for more than half as great giggle.

slip of the tongue
New Fourth Army veterans Lee, Renmou Division of the Cultural Revolution, a day when the party committee in the open division, opening not seen the script, casually out: First, let us wish the great leader Mao President long life, long life. We pray for a close ally of Liu Shaoqi, Chairman Mao always healthy, always healthy! Yubi, the audience stunned, Lee also felt a loss of language, was made to Chairman Mao [url=http://www.watchestype.net/tag_heuer-watches.html]Replica tag heuer[/url], confessing his sin, fear, indescribable, the party committee can not be.
At the time, Liu had been expelled from the party. A senior military cadres even under a large crowd in wishing Liu Shaoqi be healthy, it is no trivial matter, that make it suspended military inspection, and sent working groups to investigate the causes and effects. Sent investigation to go beyond the history of unremitting Lee place, it is also the root of the three pro-six seedlings are red. Military read their old comrades, lenient, characterized as a slip of the tongue. However, in order to restore the influence of education himself, to be informed criticism. Level set to a local forces.
Lee was dealt with leniently, for Tiling, from this that whenever the General Assembly will we must first write a small speech, and scripted word for word, never out of shape. Lee has now retired, this practice still carried on.
let my father to a young soldier how good
home in rural, farming for generations, hoping to jump out of the goal after joining the army [url=http://www.watchesairs.com/omega-watches.html]Omega watches[/url], no longer dealing with soil and Kela. Who knows, the army, the organization will be assigned to the farm it is often picked mud planting, usually of dry weight of living than at home also, but monotonous. The Ang-day deep sigh: initiation do not want meaning, was made to stop young women made between young women are suffering, to find troops, political commissar of the group reflected. Political Commissar and asked: How you feeling? Young women gave the answer: good. Political commissar asked said: was good? Young woman said: He kissed me. Political commissar of the nod: You go back to it for a wedding. Young women Ruzhui fog, at a loss.
next day, groups of cadres, political commissar of the General Assembly in the whole group publicly about the matter, It is said that the day had been very good, having children, there have not been problems.